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he wants a hot asian girlfriend • someone who’ll make him a man • he wants a hot asian girlfriend • someone who will understand • that he doesn’t have time just to give away • cos for the first forty years it was work not play • so today he’s gonna pay, put his money down • he’s gonna get to the party and he’ll jump around • to the big, big sound of the middle ages • his life is moving but it’s going through stages • now this stage is set like a wet verandah • he meets a eurasian girl call Amanda • he wants a hot asian girlfriend • what Amanda doesn’t know is that this guy’s a dick • on the surface he seems cool and acts kinda slick • and luckily for him, money isn’t an issue • he splashes it around like a coconut issue • with Amanda on his arm this guy feels like a player • the blokes from the office will be sure to want to lay her • with the jealousy set they will soon forget • that this guy is like a Balzac covered in sweat • he wants a hot asian girlfriend • so he takes this girl to the next work function • he’s trying to impress her but his plan is crumbling • the poor girl is bored and she cannot afford • to spend her time with a loser who can’t cut the cord • though he begs her to stay • he begs her to play • she just stands up and then she walks away • now what will this do to his reputation? • he had a hot girlfriend and she was asian •
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